Hypnerotomachiapet

I linked to this site a couple months back when I learned about the censhorship bill known as the Combating Online Infringement and Counterfeits Act. Thanks to lots of people making a stink about it, the congressional asshats that came up with it didn't get to bring it up for a vote then.

But, as in the timeless manner of asshats the world over, they're back! Hopefully, so are we.

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Soccer: The Liberal Plot to Destroy America

Never been much of a follower of Association Football. Soft cheeses, though, are destroying me from within, so there may be something to this...

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Domestic robots with a taste for flesh.

Ahll be bach... vith condiments!

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How now brown cow? Run for it!

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New brochure promoting 'climate change literacy.'

Covers the basics of climate change and its consequences in an easy-to-understand way. Recommended to anyone genuinely curious about the worsening climate situation and how it got that way, with a minimum of ten-dollar words.

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Alp-sized peaks found entombed in Antarctic ice

Though this is, in fact, a story on how scientists are trying to accurately predict the consequences of accelerating global climate change, I have to admit, the first thought I had was, 'holy crap, they've found the Mountains of Madness.'

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Our world may be a giant hologram

So that's the problem with the world. We're trapped in a holodeck episode from Star Trek: Voyager.

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Happy Friday! We're doomed!

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FBI wiretap cut off for unpaid bill

This is just like that time the CIA had to stop using waterboard torture because someone forgot to pay the water utility...

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Weekly World News to cease publication.

Yeah, I know, the WWN will continue online, but... damn.

I bet the alien telemarketers are behind this.

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