Wait a minute...

[gwox]

... wasn't FEMA supposed to be the Shadow Government that was going to take over the country after some kind of national emergency destroyed the Federal Government?

If that's so, then it's time to worry, because these guys couldn't Shadow Govern a puppet show if their lives depended on it.

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Hey, I remember that!

[drderanged.livejournal.com]

See... it's because their real purpose is to lock people away in secret prisons via underground railroads. That's why they're so inept at emergency management! We're doomed! Doooooooomed! ;)

Re: Hey, I remember that!

[gwox.livejournal.com]

And if the underground railroads are run by Amtrak... it's all making sense now...

[freakfest.livejournal.com]

And since when is FEMA part of Homeland Security? WTF with that, eh?

[gwox.livejournal.com]

I think that probably came about with the various reorganizations after 9/11. Not that it seems to have helped them any. :P