Drabble: Lovecraft / Marx Brothers
Apr. 26th, 2005 04:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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masonk, we "proudly" present...
The Shadow Over Freedonia
(Rufus T. FIREFLY (Groucho) is behind his desk, holding the key to the liquor cabinet. CHICOLINI (Chico) and PINKY (Harpo) rush in.)
CHICOLINI: We’a undah attack from’a creatchas from beyond’a time an’a space. They all gotta tentacles!
FIREFLY: Except the small ones. They’ve five-acles.
(NYARLATHOTEP enters.)
NYARLATHOTEP: Tremble, mortals! Know that I am… Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos!
(NYARLATHOTEP realizes he is holding PINKY’s leg and drops it.)
FIREFLY: Crawling Chaos, eh? So it was you who broke into my liquor cabinet.
NYARLATHOTEP: But you have the key!
(FIREFLY tosses the key at NYARLATHOTEP, then runs away with CHICOLINI and PINKY.)
masonk, we "proudly" present...The Shadow Over Freedonia
(Rufus T. FIREFLY (Groucho) is behind his desk, holding the key to the liquor cabinet. CHICOLINI (Chico) and PINKY (Harpo) rush in.)
CHICOLINI: We’a undah attack from’a creatchas from beyond’a time an’a space. They all gotta tentacles!
FIREFLY: Except the small ones. They’ve five-acles.
(NYARLATHOTEP enters.)
NYARLATHOTEP: Tremble, mortals! Know that I am… Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos!
(NYARLATHOTEP realizes he is holding PINKY’s leg and drops it.)
FIREFLY: Crawling Chaos, eh? So it was you who broke into my liquor cabinet.
NYARLATHOTEP: But you have the key!
(FIREFLY tosses the key at NYARLATHOTEP, then runs away with CHICOLINI and PINKY.)
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Date: 2005-04-26 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-27 02:38 pm (UTC)"They'a keep sayin' Tekeli-li, tekeli-li. But they wouldn't'a say where."