Why yes, Prime Minister, I would like another slice of bacon...

Nnhhrrr. Glrrblglrrbl.

No, mommy, not the ninja suit...

Erk. I'm awake. I think.

I done got nudged awake. Which is good - I shouldn't have gone into hibernation in the first place. But the berries were so nice, and the cave had TiVo, so how could I resist?

But spring is close, and when spring is in the air, a young man's thoughts turn to romance. Or pie. Pie is good.

On second thought, mayhap I awoke too soon.